Show your Chinese nationalism and your love of basketball by buying a Yao Ming Basketball Jersey ($34.99)! Yao Ming is only a source of national pride for a country of a couple of billion people in the game of basketball; the least you can do is give him his due props while you’re playing a quick pick-up game or working out at the gym, or something.
What, you say — you’re not 7′ 6″? No excuses! You can, uhm, use this jersey as a full length prom dress, or as a makeshift cape for the world’s tallest bull. I don’t know, maybe a shower curtain.