Friends, here’s how to thoroughly fuck up your video game playing friend who’s taking shrooms for the very first time: Wear one of these Street Fighter II: Abstract Edition T-Shirts ($19.98), where your favorite Street Fighter 2 characters have been reduced to a palette of abstract colors. When said friend asks why that shirt looks familiar, say “What? These are just some arbitrary colors on a t-shirt. DUDE, YOU ARE TOTALLY FUCKED UP.” Then complete the rest of your conversation quacking like a duck.
(Hat tip: David R.)